I Don't Spew Profanities, I Enunciate Them Clearly, Like A Fucking Gentleman Bath Mat

• Soft, fuzzy microfiber surface

• 10 mm of memory foam cushioning

• Skid-proof backing

• Machine wash on gentle cycle, hang dry

• Every order is made just for you

• Bath mat may curl during shipping, to uncurl simply roll mat in opposite direction and hold for 2 minutes

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SHIPPING: Items are made to order and typically ship within 3-4 business days. Click here for more information about delivery options.

RETURNS: Return requests can be made within 30 days of your item(s) delivery. Click here for more information on returns.