Introducing SPRORTS, a new line of sporting apparel suitable for changing into behind trees and amongst most types of urban shrubbery.

With #SPRORTS we’re all on the same team of hollow-eyed, embattled little tackers. Because just as Australia is facing some of its biggest crises to date, we get to deal with a new scandal!

Wear #SPRORTS for unflinching greatness. On the pitch and the field, at the gun club and in the media scrum, SPRORTS is about putting yourself first – and never apologising for it.

Inspired by the psychopathology of champion athletes and politicians, SPRORTS helps you develop a mindset of pure self-entitlement and the utter conviction to take what you deserve (accredited bodies be damned!)

When you’ve dropped the ball, when you’re down for the count, when you're losing control of your sporting metaphors, #SPRORTS will be there for you. SPRORTS is simply about ‘having a go to get a go’, especially if you’re in a marginal seat.

Those who wear #SPRORTS are part of a team that simply never surrenders – we just resign without admitting any fault!

© Nena Salobir