I was at the aquarium one day when came across a section with a sign that read "this way to Topical Fish". I thought, why not? I could use some interesting conversation, so I followed the arrows.

When I got to there it was just a bunch of exotic fish swimming about and blowing bubbles.

I decided to go and ask the manager why the fish didn't seem to be in a talkative mood. He explained that it was because his r's blew off.

I didn't realise fish were so easilly offended.