Wow, weary wanderer. You found your way to our virtual coordinates on this glittering dustbowl of Web 3.0. Color me impressed. Hey, wanna buy some haute wares to celebrate?

...wait, do I know you? Mom. Get off the internet! It's past your bedtime.

Yes, I also have a Zazzle site. Few lines in the water. This one is cheaper and better, not gonna lie. And I get to keep more of the royalties, so that's nice also. Anyway, if you're buying my stuff anywhere, thanks. That's cool - very glad to make stuff ya dig. If there's something I'm not making that you wish I was making, send up a flare on Instagram @croweykid. Always open to considering new undertakings, if the logistics bear out.

{all proceeds go to benefit alien anthropomorphic corvids}