Wait, I'm supposed to do what here?!? Write...what? Ohhhh, some cool stuff about myself, huh? Hmm...let's see...I once jumped out of an aeroplane only to land on top of another plane, then I used my parachute to land in a field - right smack in the middle of a medieval faire! - boy, did I make an entrance!!

...Ah, you're saying I'm supposed to write about stuff that actually happened...Well, I ask you, who cares about that boring ole stuff anyway, who???

So anyway, come right this way, and have a lookee here at me grand wares - they are known to have extraordinary effects on anyone who dares purchase them - to name just a few: increased longevity, curing the common cold, and can even make that hair on your back fall out that you've always hated! Pretty nifty, huh?

Thanks for stopping by, hope the rest of your day gets better!!! Cheers, ForestKat

Disclaimer: Erm, forget everything I said, and I am not a medical professional (not since they took away my license anyway).