Simon Cartlidge is a poet, historian and artist from Shropshire in England. In the true spirit of iPhoneography, most of his pictures are taken as nature dictates on walks with his springer spaniel, Max, armed only with his trusty iPhone. The Paranoidfloyd nickname came from his little sister Lisa (now a prosthetics make-up artist) when she was only 15 and seems to have stuck over the many years since. After all this time, who is he to argue?

Say hello on Kik if you've got it, you can find me as badlydrawnfloyd