hi! greetings and salutations! my name is Rob Million. this is some stuff i drew and/or painted, or something. you should buy it...buy everything! be the envy of your entire block! fool your friends!! impress your boss!!! i need money for beer, and pens and paper. I basically have food and rent covered through my meaningless, tedious, and never-ending job.

on an unrelated note, are you hiring an artist? because i'd rather spend 40 hours a week that way, rather than working on locks and access control systems. help!