I've been a graphic designer for 10 years! In my true fashion, I'm very late to the game in starting a merch store. I very much hope you'll enjoy these designs.

The name "Sloth Slap!" is based on an experience from my time as a cruise ship singer; when visiting a South American island, a sloth ever so slowly wound up and then out of nowhere and with unusual speed backhanded the bejesus out of my bestie. It became an inside joke between us and must be pronounced "slooooth SLAP!"