We put things in waffle makers that would not conventionally be put into a waffle maker in pursuit of the knowledge of what, besides waffle mix, can be made into a waffle.

(DISCLAIMER: This store is a semi-joke that exists because bessyboo goes way too hard when making fanworks, and is based on a fanfiction/podfic series viewable on Archive Of Our Own at: https://archiveofourown.org/series/1757863; I guess you CAN legit buy the things if you want??)